Leroy casually watched this monstrous act and walked straight on. he would not help his dear friend vampire. Never interfere with a hick and his prey. It’s in the golden book of rules, also known as Kinky Kentucky’s annual release of Ms. Farm Tickler. He was sure the vampire would understand, (fraught screaming and banjos heard from the distance, followed by thumping and more guffawing).
He transcended these obstacles, now it was time to head for the Prime Ministers current home, known other than the Crimson Complex, protected by a bald hobbling fat guy with so much testosterone that pubic hair grew on his short stubby fingers. The fat guy spent most of his days at the complex devouring large buckets of his chicken while jerking off to acclaimed celebrities like Jabba the Hutt and Fidel Castro. He never needed lubricant either; he had buckets of chicken. Accompanied with various other pork, turkey, and chicken byproducts he made his true bride, and oh my, he was like a piston in a streamliner engine room with his lovely beef.
Each scrap of chicken put to its maximum usage. Not once, not ever did the fat guy ever leave his chicken “unboned,” lest he look for live meat, fresh meat, possibly women? No. The ladies never turned their faces towards this bleeding example of nobility. Oh well, his crudely fried chicken still loved him (though they would have squawked for their lives have they been alive during his lascivious dealings). Fortunately, for Leroy the fat guy kicked the bucket, the chicken bucket of course! The fat guy choked on his last “bone” during an action-packed episode of Animal Planet.